05-11-2008, 03:21 PM
I, myself, have been expelled from High School. Why you ask? Cause I am to fucking cool for that school, I practically begged them to expel me. I mean, what do I need school for? I am taking the competitive MLG circuit by storm! Those other 8-year-olds do not stand a chance when I get my M16 and some body armor and hop on to Rainbow 6. When I turn 12, my dad promised to buy me a larger TV so I can further my career as an expert gamer.
I then use the fact that I am going to own every single one of you in a game that none of you have played to try and make you feel like less of a human being. I use the phrase "You suck at a one button game" commonly, why you ask? Cause it's fucking cool!
I myself rock at a 12 button game, which takes alot more skill. (Obviously... Look at the higher number). I am thinking about going to Orlando to prove my skills to all the other 12 year old's. I thought about trying playing life once and gaining a useful education and making something of my life, but I thought... FUCK THAT, THAT AINT COOL.
That my friends, is the definition of cool.
I then use the fact that I am going to own every single one of you in a game that none of you have played to try and make you feel like less of a human being. I use the phrase "You suck at a one button game" commonly, why you ask? Cause it's fucking cool!
I myself rock at a 12 button game, which takes alot more skill. (Obviously... Look at the higher number). I am thinking about going to Orlando to prove my skills to all the other 12 year old's. I thought about trying playing life once and gaining a useful education and making something of my life, but I thought... FUCK THAT, THAT AINT COOL.
That my friends, is the definition of cool.
