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you don't get it??? your moms so fat i would fu@k her but i get sea sick easily.... whats not to get

what yo mama so fat the planets circle her.

yo mama so dumb she was hit by a parked car.
yo mama so fat i had to take a train and to buses to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so fat that the only way your dad could get her though the door is by holding a twinky in front of it!!!

yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

yo mams crotch is so hairy it looks like she's smuggling chewbacka in her underwear.

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!


Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.