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marriage quotes?

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Story of a Couple:

Everytime they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting of the lights. The wife doesnt mind because his husband was a great lover and had an enormous thing. But after 20 years of marraige, the wife suddenly turned on the lights and she found her husband with a dildo. She got pissed! She shouted at him "You impotent bastard! How could you have lied to me all these years?! You bastard!"

The husband looks at her straight in the eyes and calmly said: "Ill explain the toy, you explain the kids"
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marriage quotes? - by mSzura - 03-17-2006, 07:47 AM
marriage quotes? - by PANDAhumpnMONKEY - 03-17-2006, 03:26 PM
marriage quotes? - by bscar - 03-17-2006, 10:41 PM
marriage quotes? - by thebunneh - 03-18-2006, 12:28 AM
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