Big_Bang Wrote:Awww come on. Hamburglar is way cooler than the Cookie Monster. My reasons.
1. He wears a red cape, a brimmed hat, and has red gloves. Cookie Monster is fu##king naked.
2. "Robble, Robble, Robble" is a better phrase than "Me want cookie" or "Me eat cookie"
3. And the Cookie Monster eats inedible objects as well. A character in Sesame Street teaching children that eating anything is alright.
4. The Hamburglar is dressed like a convict cause he can get away with almost anything....only that stupid clown can catch him. The Cookie Monster condones eating/stuffing his face which leads to KIDS EATING LIKE HIM!!!!
The Hamburglar STRIKES AGAIN!
Oh now ya done it, I will break down your feeble attempts at an argument one by one.
1. "He wears a red cape, a brimmed hat, and has red gloves." Yes sounds really cool to me, so do the old ladies at the reading club in the hospital. Please...
2. "Robble, Robble, Robble" is a better phrase than "Me want cookie" or "Me eat cookie" Really???? Robble robble robble makes more sense than me want cookie? Ummmm what world do you live in? You: Hey guys robble robble robble. People you know react with: WTF are you talking about? You again: Ropbble robble robble: People you know react with: Alright if your just going to act retarded chill by your lonesome. Say to someone "Me want cookie" and you get a fucking cookie, they may question your vocabulary but at least they know wtf your talking about.
3. "And the Cookie Monster eats inedible objects as well. A character in Sesame Street teaching children that eating anything is alright." Yes the cookie monster is a savage, I already pointed that out. As long as we are using these characters to teach children why not just teach them to steal someones food. Yeah try and steal Cookie Monsters food and lose that finger buddy.
4. "The Hamburglar is dressed like a convict cause he can get away with almost anything....only that stupid clown can catch him. The Cookie Monster condones eating/stuffing his face which leads to KIDS EATING LIKE HIM!!!!"
If the mentally retarded burger thief would change his clothes the stupid clown would not catch him, this is basic stuff man, every commercial I have seen he gets caught by the stupid clown. Has it never occurred to you that the ONLY person trying to catch him IS the stupid clown???
Next time you step into the ring you best bring your a game. Ask Summit I will argue with anyone until I win.