[teet]

Let's TestNTune.

You can read all tutorials you want, but you only have to look at the 60ft time. Just do it box by box. So, to start, go to box one and add 2 to the number or lower it by two. Check what gives you a lower 60ft and go in the direction which is faster. You will notice that at a certain point it will go slower again, then it's time to fine tune. just up or lower the number in the box by one to see the lowest 60ft time. Usually when the best setting is at 33 32 and 34 will give about the
same 60ft and 33 will have the fastest. Do that to all lines, but camber, the last box is 0 anyway. Maybe they will change that in future games you could try that out.

After you have done this your car will be [censored] fast, only pink with your car though when you can afford it and remeber to copy and paste your garage to notepad and save it in case you lose a pink race or your car got stolen by the thieves trained by teet ;-)

Status
Please be sure to click "Log Out" in the top right hand corner of you screen. if you just click the "x" , you will stay in the status you were last logged in as.

Crews
I have been in the winning crew for 5 sessions now. why? b/c we stick together. a great crew consist of theifs and workers. the way it is setup now , you need to get a couple top guys in your crew b/c they are the ones who are gonna work the most. i have ran with the best people and we have always stuck together. get to know someone before you invite them to your crew. they could just be there to hurt you. friends are hard to find in this game, but there are alot of good people in this game. just win as many races as possible to get crew models. keep your car tuned and only race people who you know you can beat. also , if you send someone a crew battle and they dont accept or decline ,you will lose the 25k it took to send the challenge. so setup the crew battle before you send or you will just hurt yourself and your crew.

Experience
whoever jumps in the first couple of days is gonna have the most exp , but they get the most exp from racing the guys with the lowest nw and lowest lvl. so you can either jump in nw the first couple of days and do it that way , or just spam the top 3 guys and build exp that way. stay at lvl 1 until you are ready to lvl. lvl 20+ is best for HIn , thats about 350k exp , so it wont take much. more than that will only help in crew avg skill and racing people.

Additional advice
Remember , this is just a game. enjoy playing it. Practice , tune your skills and become the best. having enemies is fun , God knows i made alot during my 8 months on mc , but whats more important is friends and your crew. i have run with the best there will ever be in this game and the best guys ive ever had the plesure of knowing. if you get HId , dont send a PM sounding like an idiot , "[censored] you bitch , im going to [censored] you up". simply send "im sorry that you felt you had to come over to my house w/o me inivting you. i enjoyed your visit and i will have to return the favor very soon". be nice , act confident even if you arent. earn respect , dont make people hate you , make people respect you.

*******MOST IMPORTANT*********
The people you talk to and run with can make you or break you. Listen to what vet's and your friends have to say. Communicate with one another. Don't be a loner , you will never win that way.

The people who taught me so much and who deserve respect

Dan Danger
Pussy
Jdoggy
Greenteg
Smokincivic
Slammedfire
SSVegito
Rakimdream
Realm

Side Note
Danj has taught me almost everything i know in this game. if it werent for him , i would never of been able to learn everything that is in this Bible. I owe you everything Danj. Thanks for everything man.

Closing
it has been a blast playing with all of you and i will miss playing with the best players in the game. this tutorial is free b/c i want to pass everything i have learned onto all of you. i am passing the torch onto all of you. use this guide well and good luck to all of you. i will miss this game and all of you.

[teet]

here's #2 - 2 years later.

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MC Bible - Home Invasion Edition by Teet

*Please note - these are the only #s and "style" that I use. You can try many #s and try
diffrent things , but since I am writting this , I'm writing what I use and what I do.

Let me start out by saying that I have been playing this game since basically the begining.
I have accomplished pretty much everything you can in this game. After all of the top crews,
wins , etc , I have finally realized where my heart lies...home invading. I started this
crew this month really just to see who is really intrested in learning how to HI. I dont
expect anyone to stay once they have this bible , but I do thank you for the time you have
given me to write this and teach you what I can. You can run a top crew , you can be in a
top crew , you can be the best worker ever , but once you master the art of home invading
(and no , i dont mean just randomly putting in #'s) , its a feeling like no other. It's a
feeling of power and self awarding. Now , with that said , let's begin.

Let's start out with the basics - #'s
When you first start the session , sometimes its alittle harder to get that first hit or
two , so sometimes (unless you get lucky with a low one) , you will need to use a bigger #.
My favorite "first hit" #s:

Racing - 154/221 . 133/233
Home (pretty much anything) - 133/233 , 111/222

Now , once you get a new hits under your belt , you can start to use lower #s , such as:

5/165 - 5/169 or 5/195 - 5/199 (same for boosting)

Here's basically what I do...I'll find someone above me (dont try below you until you
get really good) , the closer to your nw the better. if you want to try for the #1 guy ,
use a bigger #. Anyways , try like 5/166 , if you miss , wait 2-3 seconds , and try 1 #
up. So try 5/167 , etc etc until you hit. Play with the time between your attemptsIf you miss
4 times or get caught 3 times in a row , stop and try again in 5 min or so. DO NOT force a HI.
You may also try leaving the 0 in the second #. i.e - 5/0167 , 5/0169 , it seems to help me when I
use 5/169 , then 5/0169.

Boosting

I have found that if you sell your car and then start boosting , its easiest. still
use the same #s (5/165-5/169 and 5/195 - 5/199 , also try 29/169 , 26/166 , 28/168
, etc). use the same timing technics , and always try to steal the cars with no parts
, most likely , they wont have alarms.

Here's alittle secret I learned along time ago and I use to get alot of my hits:

Let's say you have tried and hit someone like 3 times in a row and you have 231 credits
left. Instead of using the same #'s , use 30/201. Always have whatever the # is - /201.
So if you have 327 credits left , do 126/201. I promise you , it will work more than not.
Again , this is a trick and doesnt work all of the time , but if you get desperate , give
it a few tries , I promise you will learn how to do it correctly. My only 2 Hits this session. Both #/201

3/9 10:01pm THE_ONE2... HI $54,173,251 [View]
3/9 1:55pm THE_ONE2... HI $67,947,151 [View]


FAQ

Level - even though I dont think your lvl matters , I do seem to hit better at lvl 1-5 and 18+.
Last session when I hit lvl 33 , I couldnt miss. But also , when I was 18-22 , I was also doing well.

Attempts - people have diffrent opinions on the # of attempts. I can hit at any time , but I have
tried hitting 2k attempts and once i did that (along with lvl 33) , I was hitting better than ever. Now I
have never tried staying at lvl 1 with 2k attempts , or trying lvl 33 with 5 attempts , so I cant really
tell you a FACT , but I do think that once you get 1,500+ attempts , it does help you hit ALITTLE better.


Last words

I said this is my first bible 2 years ago and I'll say it again. this tutorial is free b/c i want to pass everything i have learned onto all of you. i am passing the torch onto all of you. use this guide well and good luck to all of you. Remember , this is just a game. enjoy playing it. Practice , tune your skills and become the best. having enemies is fun , God knows i made alot during my 3+ years on mc , but whats more important is friends and your crew. i have run with the best there will ever be in this game and the best guys ive ever had the plesure of knowing. if you get HId , dont send a PM sounding like an idiot , "[censored] you bitch , im going to [censored] you up". simply send "im sorry that you felt you had to come over to my house w/o me inivting you. i enjoyed your visit and i will have to return the favor very soon". be nice , act confident even if you arent. earn respect , dont make people hate you , make people respect you. Good Luck to all , and too all Happy Hunting. -teet

[teet]

memories..............i cant believe i wrote all of that. what a loser.

[PANDAhumpnMONKEY]

I had a nice one written up before I left last time.. I reckon it wasn't good enough or whatever to post up in here or wherever anyone was gonna put it..

was looking thru oldfiles, must've deleted it ><

was just the "panda way" of doing things :x



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geez, justins such a LOSER! LOL! <3 your teets