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The dude is gangstah!
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chuck norris can divide by 0
ill bring you hell
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100 divided by 0 = 312 in chuck's book :o
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Every morning i wake im thankful that chuck mutha funknen norris didnt kill me in my sleep.
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That isn't a gun, he's actually roundhouse kicking everyone so fast, it just looks like a bullet
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ahh ha! good observations young grass hoppa!....
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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then you fall to the ground ...and cry wen u wake up
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norris was a batch bruce lee would have kicked his butt
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haha if you didnt get the memo bruce lee already did...in the colluseum(sp) Too bad there were no tigers
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