[Big_Bang]

Jdoggy Wrote:There is NO WAY the Hamburgler is cooler than the Cookie Monster. I will state the reasons.

1. The Cookie Monster has his own toys.
2. The fu**ing Hamburgler cant even talk, the Cookie Monster may not talk well but he guts it out.
3. The Cookie Monster is a damn savage! Tell me the Hamburgler would get close enough to try and steal one of those cookies. Not a chance, not without losing a damn finger.
4. The Hamburgler is dressed like a convict, which means he got caught, and was too stupid to change his clothes.

CM FTW.

Awww come on. Hamburglar is way cooler than the Cookie Monster. My reasons.

1. He wears a red cape, a brimmed hat, and has red gloves. Cookie Monster is fu##king naked.
2. "Robble, Robble, Robble" is a better phrase than "Me want cookie" or "Me eat cookie"
3. And the Cookie Monster eats inedible objects as well. A character in Sesame Street teaching children that eating anything is alright.
4. The Hamburglar is dressed like a convict cause he can get away with almost anything....only that stupid clown can catch him. The Cookie Monster condones eating/stuffing his face which leads to KIDS EATING LIKE HIM!!!!

The Hamburglar STRIKES AGAIN!