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your mom jokes - NoToRiOuS_ThUgS - 03-17-2007
your mama so smelly she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
your mom jokes - strEetRAcer - 03-17-2007
NoToRiOuS_ThUgS Wrote:so far i got the best ones
Jess beat yah on the looks though :wink: She can tell me a joke any day
your mom jokes - NoToRiOuS_ThUgS - 03-17-2007
dog u dont kno me so shut the *uck up........
your mom jokes - jessthebest - 03-17-2007
ximastreetracerx Wrote:NoToRiOuS_ThUgS Wrote:so far i got the best ones
Jess beat yah on the looks though :wink: She can tell me a joke any day
hell yeah lol
your mom jokes - strEetRAcer - 03-17-2007
lol
your mom jokes - NoToRiOuS_ThUgS - 03-17-2007
if u dont got no jookes get the *uck out of here anyways
your mom jokes - strEetRAcer - 03-17-2007
everyones got jokes man.. this is the internet btw.. just go look them up *amazing*
your mom jokes - NoToRiOuS_ThUgS - 03-17-2007
nah ni**a if u aint got s*it get the *uck out of here
your mom jokes - strEetRAcer - 03-17-2007
I'm sorry I didn't know you owned this section of the internet.. let me try and earn my stay... :roll:
Your momma so fat...
When she hauls butt she has to make two trips.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave your momma 13 years to live.
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her butt has its own congressman.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
"Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of your momma's butt cheeks.
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
your mom jokes - NoToRiOuS_ThUgS - 03-17-2007
not bad some were dumb