some funny shit here!

>When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to
>take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take
>it out on someone you don't know.
>
>
>
>I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd
>forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered,
>saying "Hello."
>
>
>
>I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn
>Carter?"
>
>
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>Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**in
>number!"
>
>and the phone was slammed down on me.
>
>
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>I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down
>Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally
>transposed the last two digits.
>
>
>
>After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number
>again.
>
>
>
>When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an aZZ!"
>and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'aZZ' next to
>it, and put it in my desk drawer.
>
>
>
>Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad
>day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an aZZ!"
>
>
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>It always cheered me up.
>
>
>
>When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "aZZ
>calling"
>
>would have to stop.
>
>
>
>So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from
>Verizon. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID
>Program?"
>
>
>
>He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.
>
>
>
>I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an
>aZZ!"
>
>
>
>One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking
>spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I
>had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been
>waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For
>Sale" sign in his back window which included his phone number, so I
>wrote down the number.
>
>
>
>A couple of days later, right after calling the first aZZ (I had
>his number on speed dial) I thought that I'd better call the BMW
>aZZ, too.
>
>I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
>
>
>
>"Yes, it is", he said.
>
>
>
>"Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.
>
>
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>"Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse. It's a yellow house,
>and the car's parked right out in front."
>
>
>
>"What's your name?" I asked.
>
>
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>"My name is Don Hansen," he said.
>
>
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>"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
>
>
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>"I'm home every evening after five."
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>
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>"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
>
>
>
>"Yes?"
>
>
>
>"Don, you're an aZZ!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my
>speed dial, too.
>
>
>
>Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then I came
>up with an idea. I called aZZ #1.
>
>
>
>"Hello."
>
>
>
>"You're an aZZ!" (But I didn't hang up.)
>
>
>
>"Are you still there?" he asked.
>
>
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>"Yeah," I said.
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>
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>"Stop calling me," he screamed.
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>
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>"Make me," I said.
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>
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>"Who are you?" he asked.
>
>
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>"My name is Don Hansen."
>
>
>
>"Yeah? Where do you live?"
>
>
>
>"aZZ, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house, with
>my black Beamer parked in front."
>
>
>
>He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
>saying your prayers."
>
>
>
>I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, aZZ," and hung up.
>
>
>
>Then I called aZZ #2. "Hello?" he said.
>
>
>
>"Hello, aZZ," I said.
>
>
>
>He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
>
>
>
>"You'll what?" I said.
>
>
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>"I'll kick your a**," he exclaimed.
>
>
>
>I answered, "Well, aZZ, here's your chance. I'm coming over
>right now."
>
>
>
>Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I
>lived at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and that I was on my way over
>there to kill my lame lover.
>
>
>
>Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in
>Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse.
>
>
>
>I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray. I got there
>just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each
>other in front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a
>news crew.
>
>
>
>NOW I feel much better.
>
>
>
>Anger management really works...

Whens a good time to change tires? on how much tire tread is worn?

Skill Level: 35
EXP: 27,706,083 (1.25%)

35 - 21,475,000

more than 6 million EXP into the level, and i'm only 1.25% into it

ROFL

humper monkey head w/e o_o;

seeing as im a net noob

does anyone know a free site which lets u have personalised emails?

for example ummmm

[email protected]

thanks :c

what? owwwkayyy! yeaaa! -.-

What is my RAD number?

Your RAD number is your RACES Accepted or Declined Number. If you accept a race, the RAD number beside your name goes up one Point. If you decline a race, your RAD number loses 3 points. The higher your number, the better you are in such things as Working and Theft in the rest of the game.


*i was bored*

So, RAD DOES help you work and theiving!

every ones retiring so to be down with it yo, im outties tell these people dome thing they dot knwo about me.

EVERYBODY for the 313 PUT ya MUTHERFUKN hands up N FOLLOW ME.

i said

EVERYBODY for the 313 PUT ya MUTHERFUKN hands up N FOLLOW ME.

im outies people see u wen i get back

my ex-g/f has one of these, so i figured i'd see who else has one :?

http://www.xanga.com/MrDanDodd

yar, i need to update it :?

Well, I don't know how many of you've seen this, but I just saw it. Let it be known as the gutbuster, haha.