Horrified diners watched in shock as a maniac sliced off his manhood in a crowded London pizza restaurant caleed 'Zizzi'.

A 35-year-old man burst into the restaurant, grabbed a knife from the kitchen, leapt on a table and dropped his trousers as customers fled screaming.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating supper at the restaurant says: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about".

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn’t believe it".

"The staff were really upset and there was blood everywhere."

Quick-thinking cops recovered the organ from the restaurant floor after subduing its crazed owner with CS gas. It was packed in ice and taken with the man to a local hospital.

Surgeons confirmed this was the first time that anyone in the UK had had their penis sewed back on. They say after controlling the blood loss, doctors had to repair the blood supply and reanimate the tissue by rejoining the arteries and veins under a microscope.

But plastic surgeon Dr Nicolo Scuderi adds: "We don’t know how much sensitivity and function will be regained".

Source: http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=942

Thi is who Kyle wishes he could be.

Just figured I would throw this out there and hope it happens. I think it would be better if every car only ran in one category. It would make it so you had to be better at tuning because you would have to tune more cars and different types to make it more difficult to win the Nintendo Wii and the 65,000 credits

who here plays, if so what are your names so me and vendetta can dominate you all at some point

Just out of curiosity if AP goes the way you forsee it can yall make it to where we can race all people again? I like AP, but I understand it's downside. I liked being able to race everybody online in the past. Often times it is impossible to race online because no one near your networth is logged in.

I have been playing for years, sadly enough so please do not spam me since this is my second post. (I cannot remember my former forum name nor what email I used).

StupidLikeAFox says (4:09 PM):
thong today

kimochi wa tsutawaru says (4:09 PM):
no

kimochi wa tsutawaru says (4:09PM):
g string

StupidLikeAFox says (4:09 PM):
no way

kimochi wa tsutawaru says (4:09 PM):
yep

StupidLikeAFox says (4:09 PM):
thats fucking nuts

kimochi wa tsutawaru says (4:09 PM):
not really

kimochi wa tsutawaru says (4:09 PM):
xp

StupidLikeAFox says (4:09 PM):
no

StupidLikeAFox says (4:09 PM):
i mean

StupidLikeAFox says (4:09 PM):
im wearing one too

StupidLikeAFox says (4:09 PM):
rofl

kimochi wa tsutawaru says (4:09 PM):
o_O

kimochi wa tsutawaru says (4:09 PM):
this is a conversation

kimochi wa tsutawaru says (4:09 PM):
thats great to post on mc forums



hock: :lol: jered gots a wild side xp

Title basically says it all.. I seem to always log in just in time to buy some fuel.. sometimes my AP will buy me fuel but sometimes it wont.. guess its just a bug

but if we increased the storage amount from i think is 50,000 units to maybe 150,000 units.. it would cause less problems..

this is unofficial but because i love midori and he cooked a mean bbq for my bday, some changes may be implemented starting next round.

AP wil NOT get your CM's

CM's are gained via ONLINE RACING

There may posibly be another way to gain CM's Ontop

I have spoken to raymond about crew sizes, either 4 man crews to generate max competition. or larger crews.

i mentioned that 6-8 man crews just wont work, and 10 + would be more appropriate. as the only reason he droped crew sizes was to generate compeition, but as we all see the top 2 teams always go for it.

AP wil give you FUKALL exp, its mainly there for account maintenance, keeping your win/loss up, im's happy and generally assisting in a tiny bit of xp.

a few other changes maybe, but yer this is for every one complaining about AP, enjoy.


if none of this follows through dont hate th player hate the game? =P

Current Rank
Race Name: UNiQUE_ (401)
Crew: NSX_OF_OLD
Skill Level: 43
EXP: 642,893,880 (5.31%)

Networth: $58,346,160,121
Import Models: 2,835 (Happiness: 90%)
Pimp Factor:

Statistics:
Wins / Losses (Ratio): 5190 / 508 (0.91)
Tickets Issued: 0

Users online: 316 Blue = Auto Play = 293

Users online thats NOT on AP = 23

This sucks, Please Ray consider the death of AP, if you wanted the user count to go up, you got it, but not for good "Play".

Its like this everyday, and personally it sucks, theres NO reason to be on to race, because Noone is on. All those counts of people
"online" aren't. just a waste of space.

These "Improvements" have done nothing, noone is working hard for races anymore, only within the first 4 days, to get CM's, then racing is out.

If AP still remains, make HI unlimited, NONE of this online 4x offline 2x stuff.

It is very hard for "noobs" to learn and level, if noone is actually on to race. ALL they know is to put ap on because that way they are guaranteed ONE race, and take ONLY losses.

Theres so much more to say about it, but why waste my time... Anything i have ever said, never gets any kind of response or thought put into it.